I can't think of many places where you can be skiing and golfing in the same day in places less than two hours away from each other. We actually golfed the day after skiing but the above picture prompted Brian's quote and the title of this post. At first it may seem mean that we laughed about this but keep in mind the following:
1) They were REALLY bad at golf.
2) 600 pounds of bad golf is funnier than lesser amounts of bad golf. Right?....right?
3) They could easily have said the same thing about us had we showed up to the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest - "That's less than 400 pounds of awfully slow eating." Too far? Ok, fine.
Another highlight of the day was the Coors Brewery Tour. It was actually surprisingly worthwhile. Our guide's name was Jayhawk and he was not Native American. Also, "Coors" does not suffice as an answer for the trivia question, "What beer is known as 'the silver bullet'?" Coors is "the banquet beer" and I learned it doesn't taste too bad when fresh.