1) They were REALLY bad at golf.
2) 600 pounds of bad golf is funnier than lesser amounts of bad golf. Right?....right?
3) They could easily have said the same thing about us had we showed up to the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest - "That's less than 400 pounds of awfully slow eating." Too far? Ok, fine.
Another highlight of the day was the Coors Brewery Tour. It was actually surprisingly worthwhile. Our guide's name was Jayhawk and he was not Native American. Also, "Coors" does not suffice as an answer for the trivia question, "What beer is known as 'the silver bullet'?" Coors is "the banquet beer" and I learned it doesn't taste too bad when fresh.
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