Rambo vs. Commando final scene deaths (yes, it really was this close, and yes the picture above contains anti-tank ammunition):
Rambo - 76
Commando - 75
Best Part of Either Movie: The military's speculation that the South Americans kidnapped Arnold's daughter (played by Alyssa Milano).
Serena Williams-style baritone screams let out during ping-pong game:
Sean - 5
Seth - 3
Days Unemployed: 13