Friday, January 30, 2009

Excited for the weekend

Here is a little preview of the most well-conceived idea I've seen since the Lil Jon "Cooking By the Book" mash-up video.
Basically, a bunch of people are getting together to watch Commando, followed by Rambo IV.  
Things have really escalated but Graham's original idea centered around which movie has the higher kill count in the final scene.  Various absurdities of movies like these will warrant drinking.  Here were a few of my ideas:

1.  Grenade-related deaths resulting from some mysterious force emanating from an explosion that actually occurred 50 feet away
2.  "Kill Him" or "Get Him"
3.  Inexplicably inaccurate gunfire at close range
4.  Child and female co-stars witnessing killing on a mass scale, yet appearing to be mostly unphased.  
5.  Excessive yelling by the enemy when he is running at the hero from behind to kill him, thereby alerting the hero of his presence and ensuring his demise.  

I can't wait!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Speaking of Random....

So this just puzzles me, I recently noticed that a gallon of milk is cheaper than a half gallon of milk.  Not like cheaper per gallon but absolutely cheaper.  $2.99 for the half, $2.69 for the full gallon.  The only thing I can think of is it's another way to punish people like me who live alone, kind of like the 1 bedroom apartment tax (i.e. 1 BR for $1000, 2 BR for $1200) but that still doesn't make sense.  Why?  Because I'm just going to buy the gallon and pour out half of it when it gets stale.  You can't pour out half an apartment.  Days unemployed: 7

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

My New Blog

I've been wanting to do one of these for a while.  Mainly, I want to try to keep track of all the random things in life and promote stuff I see and like.  Doing this requires me to do one of two things: 1) I remember it or even better, 2) I get a photo of it.  Lots of effort right?  Well, now that I'm unemployed, I have time!    Enjoy and feel free to e-mail with ideas or random happenings in your life.   My e-mail address is