As a continuance of my Thursday evening, I went to Underground with my girlfriend Carrie and her co-workers. On our way out, someone else was on his way in. I can't say I recognized him by sight but I took a picture anyways because everyone else was. I think I have a career as a paparazzi! Later, we learned that it was Nick Cannon. To a lot of men, this probably means absolutely nothing but I know who Nick Cannon is. How, do you ask? Well...I first heard of him in college when I learned that "Nick Cannon is hilarious." I heard his name again recently when he married my childhood sweetheart, Mariah Carey. This is pretty much what I do now - hanging at posh clubs with celebrities. That and crashing girl's birthday parties who I don't know in order to score a free well drink.
Days Unemployed: 54